Posts tagged with max blum.
i love max’s spa package idea for his limo.
Dave: I’m sorry I had to fire you. I only did it because you were incredibly incompetent. Also, you seriously violated the hand-washing rule.
Max: Well, how am I supposed to know that manos means hands?
Alex: Stop it. You’re gonna scare away all the customers.
Max: What customers?
Alex: (whispers) Sometimes i get scared in here.
Jane: Everything about this shirt is gonna look bad on Max.
Penny: He has two of them. He wore one to your wedding.
Kid: Thanks Santa. I love you.
Max: (voice breaks) I love you too, you little freak gingie.
Max: All right. I’ll see you tomorrow.
Dave: Max, it’s only been 20 minutes, and you really gotta clean that up.
Comme Ci, Comme Ça, that was pretty cool how it went in your leg, I thought there would be more blood.
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